<@Syeknom> eg: $me $+ [cheese] <@Syeknom> Syeknom[cheese] it will say that only apes can do that syeks an ape? <@Syeknom> a monkey actually not even a real one aaah what a foohon that's not very nice sure it is it is? yep and all this time i thought i was getting flamed in the forums without looking i bet it involves chopping off bollacks :P i minimized for one second and all i see is talk about pen0r | dont be jelous b/c im my pen0r is bigger! | * Gwen whips out her pen0r * ` raises hands up * Gwen smacks tig with her overly large pen0r want me to whine to stefan about anything? =P maybe heŽll hurry up a bit =P lol * Lizzy has her own tactic ;-) yeah..but i dont think he accepts blowjobs from me you forget...Jesus was alone with 2 roman guards in a tomb, and when they came to get him, he was in a bathrobe and the 2 guards were passed out beside him btw - im not lesbian - im only bi - it doubles my chances for a date on a night out in town Check the fan on the processor, if it's locking up there is a possibilty that the processor is overheating. Also check for dust build up on the heatsink, mine was totally clogged recently and the only reason I knew there was a problem was I had the mobo set to beep a warning if the processor temp got over 65 degree, a quick blow job sorted it out. Im going to be the next hitler Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown why the clown See? no one cares about the jews w00t, orgies the erotic naked sort are the best Barewolf kisses his Anekili * @Syeknom kisses his Barewolf syek do you want barewolf? She wants the whole of me, shes an animal <@Syeknom>like a wild animal baby * Barewolf is all shy Sye kissed me :/ * +Anekili kisses her Barewolf <+Anekili>and kicks Sye - Barewolf is MINE! <@Syeknom> :( <@Syeknom>can i have a little bit? the toes maybe? you can use that cucumber,just stick it to your mouth and be happy not into veggie porn <@Syeknom> you're not? :/ * @Syeknom hides his turnip wheres goat in me no i mean ... oh its my captor...sux i release you if you want * ConfusedGoat chews on leash * @paul-neo slaps Kami around a bit with a large trout * @Kami twacks paul-neo about with biblical porn when some guy spilt beer over my boobies, i was so mad >=() * @Kami humples Po for a bit <+Lateralis> lol yum :) hmm now i've had 2 forummods :D <@Kami> gotta catch 'em all? BEGONE FOUL DEMOON THINGY! where the hell did Jesus come from? from my ass me and god had a sexual relationship ... MY DADDY SAID YOU ARE A BAAAAAD MAN and laura! I died for your sins and this is how you repay me?! <@SilverSurfer> What Plaything can you offer me today ? <@SilverSurfer> =/ uhm.. never mind :P * EmpireOfDirt eats her other dollar * ConfusedGoat puts $50 in syeknom underwear * @Syeknom takes them off <+Anekili> nooooooo <+Anekili> no naked monkeys in #general <@KeverWork> Sixty-five per cent of Britons do not know where the hit musical Chicago is set, according to a survey. 57 per cent couldn't say where the TV show Dallas was set and 64 per cent couldn't name the country where the French Alps are located. who's that Smartys guy, though? he's cool... and sexy =) Say something cool for me, Smartys!!!! <@Smartys> Clear your cache! :) YAY! =D You're my hero again =) <@KeverWork> A Chinese man called police after getting into a row because he'd been refused sex at a barber's shop.* i wanna be a quizote * +inuyasha *poofs* and turns moral into a quizote * @Kami wonders what inuyasha ate <@Kami> damn, your poof stinks man <@Kami> at heart I'm a gitty schoolgirl trapped in a mans body :P well i'm a flaming transexual You're so mean to me what'd i ever do to you? Screwing up a few galaxies comes to mind ONE galaxy ONE. <+inuyasha> well atleast I have syek * +inuyasha humples syek * @Syeknom moans * +inuyasha leaves his love on syeks leg <+inuyasha> hehe <@Syeknom> =} <@inuyasha> and I am the tiniest one in my fam :D yay \o/ <@Wendy> lol <@Kami> we like you small, pants Quits: @Dangerous (me@1Cust110.tnt37.chi5.da.uu.net) (Quit: Errection reset by beer) <@Kevertje> The guy who plays agent Smith also plays Elrond ;) <@Kevertje> it makes watching lotr quite interesting... You kinda expect him to start multiplying.. <@Kevertje> Mr Baggins... Picture Elrond saying that in his best Agent Smith voice... <@Kevertje> After that you'll see them use their best kung fu moves, only to be interrupted by Gandalf dressed like the Oracle and eating candy Primo u suck ;( only on thursdays what about last night, Primo? :p yeah Primo >=/ * Seriph saw you with Syeknom! He said he was washing his hair to me!!! I took syek's thingie! i hope you didn't play with it too :\ I thought about it * Decimus thrusts a tampax in syek's ear now i can talk about cheating and he won't hear me it reminds me of the cybersex I used ti have when I was a little kid * Syeknom feels good knowing that all warm and fuzzy in places that i never knew existed! wales i'm afraid of the voices... but they tell me i'm sane, so it's ok so your a cow like creature i take it? but your dick is very small Indeed i am And indeed it is Wait ... No ... and No ... * Syeknom opens the top of a large cake * Syeknom climbs out of it and pulls his shirt off * Syeknom puts sexy music on and climbs around *cough* did anyone in here ever take drugs anally? nope no drugs, only a happy meal what the hell are you doing with an anaconda keeping it in my pants :@ ow! it bit me! well don't put your hands down there then :| * ElephantCharmer would totally sleep with Gala. hehehe, I don't like her in a romantic way and have never even seen a pic...but there's something about her :P Ian rb everyone else * ElephantCharmer swallows I have something I need to tell you all I thought you just did... imperial conflict without visser is like an elephant without a bath tub i think we've busted this foo aight who's for waffles? * Lizzy goes offline again, back to Ry he was enjoying himself without doubt in your underwear closet..or so * Lizzy has her eyes on her underwear closet * Lizzy isnt stupid :) Sye, I always wonder, how do you get past the apenesstest? with trouble * Amok wants to sleep with his mommy i'll sneak in the bedroom Welcome to DAL.net! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI agents. so what exactly can you do? other than driving combine harvesters.. and the obvious i can dance * Syeknom turns the beat box on * Syeknom break dances that's good enough for me I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words I love weed and blank more than life itself. well, less than life... but more than fish. fish sucks my point still stands. Well put your point back into your pants and stop playing with it *** IraqiInformationMinister was kicked by Syeknom (Syeknom) what was that all about? he called me welsh :p how's ur date goin? she isn't coming try harder? * Decimus wonders if syek has forgotten the basic thing about being english: sipping tea with the little finger bent Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" the other says: go home dad, youŽre drunk i know the pain of being mistaken for the other gender =( <@Salty> what about seriph? <@ACL> he smells bad and swore in my presence <@inuyasha> damn him for doing that <@inuyasha> oh and to get him to take a bath steal his iph and throw it in the bath tub, he will dive in after it come on ordos, let's do a sex enquete :D (rate 1 to 10, 10 is the best) blowing? 10!! :D being blowed? erm .. LOL wait.. * Lizzy works behind the scenes *evil grin* you make that sound so kinky.. yup * Lizzy smiles * Lizzy gets her whip out is there a reason you are looking at biblical lego porn? or should i not ask? =\ its an incredible turn on Sye <@Wendy> do they know yet:P <@Ian> not till the end idiot girl <@Wendy> oi:P <@Wendy> enuff of that u wanton floozy <@The_Unknown> i may not hug you now, i may not hug you tomorrow, maybe not even this month or year, but there will come a time i will hug you and that's when you least expect it! i had very good reason to do shoot those cats "because they scare me" is not going to get you out in court.. well...i didnt pay with money ;) oi, then syek is ripping me off! why? you do sexual favours AND pay money?? :p lol the goodyear condom - good in slippery conditions im not what? good in slippery conditions? girls can't drive combines, surely? they bounce a lot it's very erotic +nemesis steals The_Unknown's cookies. mwahaha! +nemesis steals Earth_Mover's cookies. mwahaha! <+the_MiCrO> nemesisL you can have my cookies too ..I have some from thoes banner pages <+Killer_Hobbits> so if u dont like general u get a backup chan <+Killer_Hobbits> ...it was an old idea <@Zewlz^Uni> you're in it ;) well, alot of people dislike #general <@Zewlz^Uni> can't blame them, the channel is infected by Lizzynism <@Zewlz^Uni> and we all know how wonderfull and open for ideas she is.... :p <@Syeknom> you're a japanese funny person <@Syeknom> =P <+Selphie|HATE_ME_YOU_NOOB> hmmm <+SilverPetDragon> hey, I will at leats admit it., * @pants is glad to see primo gone from modding <@Kamikaze> why.. he didn't do anything did he? :P <@pants> "he didn't do anything" <@pants> ^^ exactly having sex with a skinny guy is like having sex with a bike <+Earth_Mover> How gay are you? <@stefan> Not at all. If you refer to the post by Liz, discount it; Lizzy, or Helmud Mit Dem Grossen Bratwurst as she was known as before the operation, is just jealous of my girlfriend. <+Earth_Mover> like watching star trek? <@stefan> I'm still hoping to make a guest appearance in Enterprise <+Killer_Hobbits> lol why can i imagine this stupid pc geek standing im some boys changing room in the showers with a pc covered in this plastic shower curtain, holding a shower head spraying the broadband connection so it dosent melt <+Killer_Hobbits> muttering to himself, must continue chatting <+ZoZ|burning_alive> :o is my webcam on? * @Proximus slaps arsbury around with a super sheep <@Proximus> you like sheeps too? <@arsbury> yup! :D <@arsbury> my favourite ;) <@Proximus> 4 naked girls, 4 angels, 1 sheep and a fat lady :D you'll have a busy night ;) <@arsbury> yep... the others will have to wait til i'm finished with the sheep <@Bean> STFU n00b <@Bean> I don't need captain obvious here to tell me that much <+Arachnophobia> im not captain obvious <+Arachnophobia> call me captain stupidity in the 6 months i have been here.. i have seen maybe 2 guys that are remotely shaggable but i wouldnt do anything coz it wouldnt be fair * @Anekili (Quit: Never tell your hairdresser "Make me look like a porn star!" espeically without specifying what gender or what decade) carrots rock ;) I love my carrot btw salty, you owe some people some sex :\ hehe who?:P lets see, inactive dubba, lamda, and kh so far :o I'm innocent! Oh KH honey... Ask me again tomorrow darling... I've got headache tonight * Kami_intimate_with_his_pillow is now known as kamz0r <@kamz0r> As sung in the Flintstones themesong, Let's have a gay ol' time :D * @Hat refuses to get gay with kamz0r <@kamz0r> :( <@kamz0r> oh well plenty of ppl in the other chan :P that was a compliment what was? when i said tia had bigger boobs then you tu gave me the link to that one and it is lizzy too <@Lizzy> erm <@Lizzy> there are no pics where you can guess my bra size from <@Lizzy> end of story * Salty is now known as Salty|Shower oooh mental image Wub you to Kami :) <@Kami> lube lube me do, you know I lube you so ple-hee-hee-hease lube me too :D lol.. <@Kami> oh i forgot "I'll alway be true" :( * ARF|TC_Is_Gay slaps Statross * Statross gets an erection <@Mrblonde> I remember gang banging on a guy we didn't like quite that much, even his team mates decided to join in :p <+Uchiha> yeah there is always someone like that <@Mrblonde> ever been shot at by about 19 ppl? <@Mrblonde> he decided never to play with us again, left crying :D <@Seriph> it's either night or someone turned the sun off <@Mrblonde> it was Syek, Seriph >:| <@me> primo probably, he stole the remote a while ago <@Seriph> ah :/ <@Seriph> i should have known <@Syeknom> let's not go overboard here <@Mrblonde> it's so great, seeing a guy wank on tv <@Mrblonde> where's my remote <@Syeknom> i hear that <@Mrblonde> need to crank up the volume <@Mrblonde> anyone in here ever take a strawberry up the rectum? <@Ian> yes <@Ian> wait @Ian> no <@Ian> I didn't <@Ian> ever <+Uchiha> uhuh Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.) <@Blondeh_San> kiddy porn lacks pineapple <@Blondeh_San> :/ <@Ian> well, in general I'd agree <@Ian> but when you get a chicken feast pizza <@Ian> and 'pineapple flavoured young bints 3' <@Ian> then, the child porn has more pineapple <@Blondeh_San> true, true <@Blondeh_San> reminds me of the time I shoved a banana up Kev's pinecone <@Blondeh_San> good days... :) <@Ian> you're fucking sick <@Ian> that's just wrong <@Ian> you fucking weirdo <@Blondeh_San> and you love it :/ The_Unknown is getting turned on by wet mudwrestling german guys with feathers no i'm not! i am :D <+StrongBad> my msn profile doesnt work :S <@Blondeh_San> that's not the only thing about you that doesn't work -.- <+StrongBad> you promised you wouldnt tell anyone! * +Kami hands Blondeh_San a banana * @Blondeh_San shoves it up Ian's bum <@Blondeh_San> Kami, have you shoved a banana up Kev's pinecone yet? >:P <@Syeknom> a kami :O <+Kami> its hard to get a hold of Kev <+Kami> for me anyway <@Blondeh_San> true :/ <+Kami> inverted monkey-man :D @Snorri> Do you know why Black people only have nightmares? <@Snorri> We killed the only one with a Dream =D * Maarten wants a new t00n * Syeknom too * The_Unknown wants a new car * arsy too * rb wants a gf * Anekili too what are you implying? that you want to make sweet love to me? admit it! you want to! Ian r girl * Syeknom hands Ian a hairband * Ian puts it on * Ian was wearing a hairband anyway :P you look worse than blank >=/ * FF thinks it looks nice * FF wonders if Ian would like to go on a date * Kami asks Chees out on a date when would u like to go? how about now :D sorry, have school tomorrow how about friday evening? oh well... guess we could always cyber it's a song from evanescence KingYami what is that?? a band i heard they had sex with a pig but that was just a wild rumour i started might not be true I love you and look up to you like a father now i believe the word i used was mother and it was only half of the full word.. father.. mother.. it's all the same what movie you going to see >=| XXX hard chicks III hmm its a comidie what's it about >=| er 3 blonde people walk into a bar you'd have thought one of them would have seen it! that the whole movie? yeah oh plus the hardcore sex scenes The touch of flesh on syntehtic fibres just isn't as good as the smooth soft feel of supple leather... remember elfie's story bout his gf went on aol homo sexual chats and spread elfie's phone number when she was pissed at him <@GVD> for us guys its easy to piss on the computer <@GVD> it also works <@Anekili> i could do that also <@Anekili> but i would look weird doiing it my hand hurts from a job I was doing last night <@Kormath> fancy coming back to my place and doing the things i'll tell everyone we did anyway? <@Salty> :O <@Kormath> Will you make out with me? <@Salty> :o now?:o <@Kormath> hmm sure <@Salty> :O! ok:D <@Kormath> woot <@Salty> whats first:O <@Kormath> first you make out with me then you make out with me * @Sherri jumps on the Fire Truck * @Primo|I_Are_Firetruck lets Sherri ride him :P * @Sherri drives the fire truck <@Sherri> This is fun!!! <@Sherri> Blondeh, you should ride this too! <@Sherri> I only saw firetruck <@Blondeh_San> right <@Blondeh_San> and immediately you started riding it <@Blondeh_San> :/ <@Sherri> and it went down hill from there :( <@Sherri> *cries* <@Sherri> I love sex in the shower <@Sherri> :] <@Blondeh_San> Sex in shower, sounds like something for a first time :P <@Blondeh_San> to keep things clean ;) damn i hate it when it hurts to swallow <@Eipekili> You have 3 new messages, and 1 new orgy invitation. <@Eipekili> Primo, no means no >=| I'm giving my parents an ultimatum. Either they get me a new computer, or I go out and have sex with 40 women, having 40 babies, and making them pay for them all. Bwahahaha. The best way to scare children is to shoot directly at them. * HotDogBun pulls a rotten stinky dead baby from his red dufflebag and spikes it like a football in celebration * I_like_pie speaks in tongues :P worst pun ever tell your mom I loved her in leather <+Selphie> http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/the_flood/gn06_11.html <+Selphie> that explains where ian came from :P <@Ian> not more bible porn <@Mrblonde> Akmi :o <+Kamikaze> Morblnde <@Mrblonde> :D <+Kamikaze> How's the pineapple? <@Mrblonde> cranked up that pinecone <+Kamikaze> ai caramba <@Mrblonde> together with the banana * <@Selphie> ane <@Selphie> do #idle <@Selphie> everyone doing it <@Kamikaze> defy the crowd x( <@Selphie> NO X( <@Selphie> it's my bot! <@Kamikaze> and i heard it sucks <@Selphie> you suck <@Kamikaze> i dont need a bot to get cybered i look ugly in pics mirrors and thongs :( well, i dont know how i look in a thong yet.... :p i do ;) I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it sitting around finding security vulnerabilities in my favorite PHP software is a lot of fun though :) its a miracle ur single with lines like that ;) <+Killer_Hobbits> bleh lat you know anything about flash? <+Killer_Hobbits> i cant seem to get this external image loaded properly <@Lat|BRB> All i know is that is what I do late at night to children in the park <+ZoZ|cooking> i invited 3 girls over for dinner <+ZoZ|cooking> i cooked, good wine and all <+ZoZ|cooking> and you know whatthey're doing now? <@The_Unknown> playing scrabble? <@Kamikaze> Hey i like the bending over x( <@Mrblonde> I'm a prot :o <@SD> im a catholic <@Mrblonde> and a wanker <@SD> my grandad was in the IRA =D <@Mrblonde> also a wanker <+ZichtOpZee> my great-aunt was hitler <@TC> and i'm batman :D <+ZichtOpZee> and im gonna go eat a tiramisu! <+ZichtOpZee> pwned! lol Vale what did pyf do X( He's practically Belgian! :| THE Belgian. The archtypical one. im no where near belgian ive never even been there!!! <@freedomguardj> in a barby world <@freedomguardj> life in plastic <@freedomguardj> its fantastic <@freedomguardj> you can brush my hair <@Deception> ken, wash my back! <@freedomguardj> and take me anywhere <@Deception> undress me everywhere :p <@freedomguardj> dont know teh rest <@freedomguardj> i might have to dl it * Vee pats her plate of grilled sausages I magaed to make 'em without setting fire to them today :D ... Sausages! Now look what you've started! My obsession for sausages has been rekindled! Rofl :P * Rhys obsesses over sausages. The sausages are mineeee I will slay ye for thou sausages of sausageness! * @Kamikaze casts "FU I have a black hole, idiot!" * +Kjirdraa invades Kamikaze's black hole >:D <&Kamz0r> fuck you :D <+Hobbits|sleep> pfft, too tired, sorry :p * &Kamz0r puts away vaseline ZichtOpZee it seems like you got alot of experience with fooling your parents what do you tell them when they enter and bust you watching gay pr0n an assignment on homosexuality? :P <@Blondeh_San> note to you all: If you know a girl is capable of making a screen shot, don't go sit naked in front of your webcam. All the white people must die =| * Vale waves a burning chair in the air while screaming about the end of the white race being nigh I personally like to think of myself as a dead sexy black african